To All Users of the Robarts Library

Have you ever noticed those little blue signs on every door of the middle front entrance? It's a little person on a wheelchair. Are you on a wheelchair? If you are not, that really means the entrance is not designed for your laziness when you just can't bring yourself to push the revolving doors. Every time you open those double doors, it brings in the winter gust from outside and gives your friendly librarians the chills. We can be friendly all the time, but we will curse you if you give us the chills. Afterwards you'd cutely come over and ask why we are wearing coats at the desk, like "oh poor thing, are you really cold?" or "brrr...it's really cold here, isn't it?" We appreciate your care and concern, but just stop frickin' opening those doors!!

Thank you.

Your friendly librarian.